Friday, April 25, 2008

maturator de praf de stele

si ce daca ar trebui sa ma bucur pentru un nou inceput?!

Sunday, April 20, 2008

neajunsurile vremii/vremurilor

cum toţi norii, dincolo de linia argintie, au mult mult mult cenuşiu, aşa-i şi cu căldura de afară. cenuşiul este pentru nor ce este mitocanul pentru vremea faină de primăvară. de la replici de un stupid inefabil până la onomatopee sâsâite, repertoriul lor este restrâns şi redundant. fără să studiez în amănunt cazul, cred că majoritatea suferă cel puţin de un retard social.

schema de mai jos reprezintă comportamentul firesc al unui astfel de mascul. afectat de puseuri de imaginaţie, are nevoie să verifice şi să valideze informaţiile primite care sunt procesate mult prea rapid de creier.

pasul 1 palma-n fund :)
pasul 2 privirea-nainte
pasul 3 întoarcere la 90 de grade
pasul 4 privirea-n pământ şi procesarea finală

cow dung flung

"we will fight for bovine freedom and hold our large heads high"

even though the stakes are high, check out cows with guns. :)

Saturday, April 19, 2008

the opposite of so last tuesday

a new art wave. its happening. i know nothing about art, except for whats perceivable and intuitive, but i believe it will be big. accidental art. read more here to understand what i'm talking about.

so, shall we start planning on it? ;)

Friday, April 18, 2008

quite so(rcastic)

people have invented a lot of cool stuff. sarcastic haikus are my newest praise. :)

It's Evolution!
People are getting smarter!
God has told me so!

and if you don't get it, maybe you should start with LEARNING HOW TO RECOGNIZE IRONY. apparently it's possible. ehm.

fear of the known

long ago i had this boredom treatment that worked, i used to decode messages from the future using only my winamp playlist. the game was easy. you need a partner. you say something about them (like "what will happen to your diploma paper") and then the number of songs you skip to get to the answer (a random number, not too big, though).
then you click, listen and interpret. :) i still remember limu's face when her tune related to some matters of the heart was "my dying bride". that is history, anyway. :P

anyhu, i discovered there are a lot of winamp psychic readers, we could even form a cult like that scientology baloney and really take over the world. :)
so we're 2 so far, and she's much more structured than i am. :)

I did play her game. The results are quite intriguing...

1. How are you feeling today? Mono - Life in Mono
(it was a pretty boring day, didnt go to LTS anymore...)
2.Will you get far in life? Janis Joplin - Trust Me
(i do, you died from an overdose, but you rocked!)
3. How do your friends see you? Mike Oldfield - Muse
(that's really unexpected, i dont know what to say :))
4.Will you get married? Bob Dylan - Bye and Bye
(its either a no or i will do it two times and divorce each time)
5.What is your best friend’s theme? Pink Floyd - The Dog of War
6. What is the story of your life? Mahalia Jackson - What Child is this
(is this a genius child or what? :P)
7. What was high school like? The Pierces - Power of...
8. How can you get ahead in life? Koop - Different You
(of course, i knew that, by being someone else)
9. What is the best thing about your friends? Nicu Alifantis - Vino Noaptea
(i dissaprove of that!)
10. What is in store for this weekend? The Fratellis - Ole Black'n'Blue Eyes
11. What song describes you? Moby - Why DOes my Heart Feel So Bad
12. To describe your grandparents? Bing Crosby - Merry Christmas

13. How is your life going? of Montreal - If i Faltered Slightly Twice
("You're the biggest lie of all I told to myself / And now we're being honest" *cough cough*)
14. What song will they play at your funeral? Me First and the Gimme Gimmes - My Favorite Things
i'm actually excited about this :). i really hope someone will remember to do that!
15. How does the world see you? Iggy Pop - Baby
16. Will you have a happy life? Fun Lovin Criminals - Summer Wind
(summer wind sounds like fun, some kind of dolce vita. stop daydreaming?)
17. Do people secretly lust after you? Portishead - Pearl
(the song starts with "I want you", oh, but how do we interpret that?!)
18. How can I make myself happy? Shaggy - Summertime
(by deleting the shaggy songs)
19. What should you do with your life? Iggy Pop - I'm Sick of You
(this is actually a message from beneath saying stop screwing around with data from the future! i got it. no more.)


Friday, April 11, 2008

va rog nu mancati daneze!

azi am mancat o daneza. cu ciuperci. nu vedeam ce scrie pe placuta ca era stramba si am cerut, grobian, "o chestie din aia cu ciuperci". vanzatoarea m-a corectat: "o daneza". inca nu mi-e clar de ce s-ar numi o placinta cu ciuperci daneza. imi cer scuze poporului danez pentru ca am mancat daneza. nici macar nu era buna.

s-ar putea sa merg la mare. e ca-n reclama.
letzu pleaca in vacanta.