i might be all of the above but would probably not use those words to get your attention. they're pretty cheesy. or did i just do that? no, i think i didn't. nevermind that, here's how i would really go about it.
in the likely but improbable eventuality of a perfectly good opportunity that needs to be met, here's my email: letitia(dot)despina(at)gmail(dot)com
in the unlikely but probable eventuality of wanting to know why i am still applying for jobs if i am NOT looking for one, here's my email: