how do you drive this thing?

i wish i was an ocean liner. steady, undisturbed, calm. i'd be cruising the oceans, wink at clouds, throw apples at sharks and just laugh and live and laugh and live. i mean laugh and cruise, laugh and cruise. well, yes. and of course i would carry an umbrella.

and just for those of you who were hoping for a piece of useful information, here it is: sometimes, it is ok to feel like slapping someone. even if they didn't do anything wrong. sometimes, it is ok to want something just the way you want it just because you want it. and sometimes, only sometimes, it is ok to be completely immature in your reaction to certain company. but remember: sometimes.

yes, i lied about the useful. but even that's ok sometimes.